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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:14
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you get a girl to like you?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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